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Because when you've got it, why not flaunt it?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWith vintage-inspired artwork, bold cream lettering, burnt-orange accents, and a wicked double meaning, this shirt is made for guys who appreciate a dirty joke and aren't afraid to wear one.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious “Well Hung” design with a perfectly inappropriate double meaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro bat artwork with vintage Halloween attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSport Grey shirt that makes the cream, orange, and dark purple details pop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for Halloween parties, bar crawls, backyard beers, and questionable decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll the laughs of a Halloween costume without actually having to wear one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\nNo need to show off, fellas. The shirt's already doing the bragging.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBeachside Behavior — Because good behavior is overrated.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark Heather \u0026amp; Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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