I See Bad Decisions in Your Future β Funny Fortune Teller Halloween T-Shirt
XS
$27.00
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Your future looks bright. Your judgment? Not so much.
The crystal ball has spoken, and apparently you're three cocktails away from texting someone you blocked, ordering $87 worth of Taco Bell, and waking up with a mysterious bruise and somebody else's sunglasses.
Our I See Bad Decisions in Your Future tee features a drop-dead gorgeous fortune teller, a glowing crystal ball, and a black cat who's already judging you. She's seen your future. He's seen your search history. Neither one is impressed.
Why You'll Love It:
Perfect for women who have excellent taste and spectacularly questionable judgment.
Gorgeous vintage gothic artwork with rich purple, gold, and just enough witchy attitude.
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Made for Halloween parties, girls' trips, happy hours, and nights that start with βI'm only having one.β
A conversation starter that doubles as a warning label.
The universe tried sending you signs. You ordered another margarita.
Beachside Behavior β Because good behavior is overrated.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Side-seamed construction
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
I See Bad Decisions in Your Future β Funny Fortune Teller Halloween T-Shirt
$27.00
Size guide
Use this guide to find your perfect fit. Measurements are in inches.
| Size | Chest | Waist | Hips |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34-36 | 28-30 | 34-36 |
| M | 38-40 | 32-34 | 38-40 |
| L | 42-44 | 36-38 | 42-44 |
| XL | 46-48 | 40-42 | 46-48 |
Standard Delivery within 8-10 days(Faster processing to get your product to you sooner)
Premium Quality Fabric
(Soft, breathable material designed for all-day comfort)
Product Description
The crystal ball has spoken, and apparently you're three cocktails away from texting someone you blocked, ordering $87 worth of Taco Bell, and waking up with a mysterious bruise and somebody else's sunglasses.
Our I See Bad Decisions in Your Future tee features a drop-dead gorgeous fortune teller, a glowing crystal ball, and a black cat who's already judging you. She's seen your future. He's seen your search history. Neither one is impressed.
Why You'll Love It:
Perfect for women who have excellent taste and spectacularly questionable judgment.
Gorgeous vintage gothic artwork with rich purple, gold, and just enough witchy attitude.
'
Made for Halloween parties, girls' trips, happy hours, and nights that start with βI'm only having one.β
A conversation starter that doubles as a warning label.
The universe tried sending you signs. You ordered another margarita.
Beachside Behavior β Because good behavior is overrated.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Side-seamed construction
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
Vendor Details
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Returns & Exchange Policy
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.